千の夜をこえて: Noob Lun's Surprise

Planning process:
24th Feb - Kai Boon baru finish exam. Go facebook msg ppl he wanna call for Noob's birthday.
25th Feb - Kai Boon busy preparing for seminar.
26th Feb - Lagi busy. Sms some ppl regarding the update
27th Feb - Postpone tmr's thingy la. Almost everyone not free.
28th Feb - Agreed not to wish Sui Lun. but like that macam damn obvious. So I still go wish him. xD
1st March - busy with college, but still got time to go 7 Eleven buy his "present"
2nd March - Update with the ppl a bit
3rd March - Update a bit
4th March - Busy for Seminar
5th March - Plan backfired. Noob finallygot smart d. He tricked Yee Min into telling him why she didn't wish him. So he knew that we are planning for a surprise. But he dunno who's involved. He only know those that DID NOT wished him involved. So he knew Siang is involved. No choice lo, tmr I seminar, today need to think of backup. I got loads of lame ideas, but not one is convincing enough. And suddenly ar, I thought of using Karyaw! "Eh Lun, Kar Yaw coming back on Sunday, so you wanna come celebrate his reunion? I dun care you must come cause you owe me 180 bucks from Yu Ming's present!" Haha! Good plan, can make him come, plus he MUST come and without suspecting.

Then I told Siang, call Lun tmr, tell him this. "actually tmr Qi Hui call you come out is for ur surprise de. But since you cannot go, now no point d. I just wish you now lo. Happy Belated. End of story. xD" And I told Siang "you act blur if he ask I got call you about Kar yaw punya thing or not ar, can act how long is how long." Ok so settle.

6th March - Kai Boon busy with seminar. Go home only start managing stuff. Sibeh tired.

On the event itself (7th March)
Settled up everything. Then go prepare his birthday card. 6 bachelors going only. lolx. finished up the card, then wrap his "present". Then go TTC wait Yew Ho. Lun la, go so early. I haven prepare everything yet. So at the end, lied to him "I volunteer helping at Sunway. Coming back coming back! xD" And he is dumb enough. When I reached right, I was the only TTC Tutor that "came back from Sunway". He didnt even ask me where are the others from Sunway. *But almost chuen bou. Cause I din tell ppl in TTC about the plan, and I NEVER expect the noob to go TTC*

Then I tell YewHo n Yi Shiuan bout the plan. I planned like this: 5 o clock, wait ppl, when everyone arrive, then we tell lun we waiting for "Kar Yaw" then go get cake. After buying, hide the cake, kai bao him, strip till left underwear, then use marker pen draw on him, then throw down the pool. Then only bring out the cake say happy birthday. Then only go makan. After that go back Yew Ho's place continue playing water. xD

So then, we continue acting normal, we (Me, Lun, YewHo, Shiuan, Siang) waited at TTC, noobing, laming, waiting for Kok Sheng ot come back. Lun keep asking mana "Kar Yaw". haha. And that stupid Yeng Joe! Shout so loud: KARYAW??? He not at NS meh??? We say, "no, he coming back today" Then he keep insist that Kar Yaw still at NS. We also insist that he is back. Then he say, Kar Yaw back d means Yan Jang back d! He wanna call Yan Jang. Deng. We quickly pull him aside tell him our plan. Sei Yeng Joe. xD. After that around 7 o clock, KC say he reached Old Town White Coffee. So me, Siang n Shiuan go first, plan. Cause schedule wrong d.

Reached Whtie Coffee, we cannot see KC, we call KC lo. Then I saw one guy holding phone, but drinking coffee at a same time wo, how can talk to me leh? Then after I hung my phone, that guy oso hung his phone, and stand up. Deng, KC lai de. Still tot who. Behind us nia. Then we talk talk talk, decided to go The Sphere. walk 15 minutes there, there no cake shop, walk back. Deng.

I know you all waiting for the event very long d la, so I PROMISE next paragraph is the main course d!

Then wait Lun Kok Sheng n YewHo come. We at first say we meeting at The Sphere. Now we come back d, they have to walk back here oso . haha. We go secret recipe buy 7 DIFFERENT slices of cakes. Then go meet them. Eat dinner at mamak. That time is 9 pm d. No water d lo. Cannot dump the bday boy d. No fun liao.

So leh, reached mamak, call food, then bring out the cakes!

He's like "YOU!!! YOU ALL WEI!!!! KENA ME KAO KAO!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU!!!! *Pointing his finger at me*Tell me what Kar Yaw!!!"

And presents oso. Haha. Siang gave him a wallet.
Lun, open.*Sui Lun open the wallet*
open the plastic oso *He go open*,
and open the wallet now *open*,
ok, this is for you *Siang gave him the card*
and this is mine *Takes the wallet back*" LOL!

Then I tell him "Lun ar, your present is here la!" *Hands him the "present"* But he keep reading the bday card.

Card produced by Photoshop

Hah! See! Dig nose!

Card from Siang

Act act la you...

I keep telling him "Open the present now" He open lo.
Finally the present reveal! CONDOM! xD

Wah...so excited looking at it ar...

I know you like it, no need act.

And then we tell him actually the wallet is for him one la. So...give him lo

Then kami nak bertolak go swimming pool. fast fast throw him in then ask the bday boy come down.

See him so surprise. xD

Then the noob keep insisting he want group pic. Macam small boy want to get toys but parents dun give then he keep begging. So have to lo...

Lamers: Yew Ho, Siang, Kok Sheng

Lamers: Yew Ho, Sissy Lun, Kok Sheng

Lamers: Lun, Siang, Kok Sheng

Lamers: Yi Shiuan, Kok Sheng

Deng...the lun so gay weih...NO PLS DO NOT MISUNDERSTOOD that I am enjoying! No way!

Everyone doing WTF only that noob daogei do V. Memang WTF him.

Then bday boy go home lo. Cannot throw him. His dad came. Wah damn pandai him. Keep asking group pic until we forget to treasure the last 15 minutes to bring him up n throw into pool d. Damn...

So still, we went to Yew Ho's place. I sien gao, so camwhore ppl lo.